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Subsidies for Hypocrates - The Boss and Bon Jovi

Subsidies for Hypocrates - The Boss and Bon Jovi

Cry me a river Bruce   I will preface this article with the fact I still own CDs (and cassettes) from Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein. I...

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J.P. Plays J. & P. at Scullers Vocal guitarist John Pizzarelli offers jazz and pop from new album May 17 & 18

J.P. Plays J. & P. at Scullers  Vocal guitarist John Pizzarelli offers jazz and pop from new album May 17 & 18

Hip and handsome with a smile that can light up the darkest club and hands that can churn through the hardest rock or caress the...

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“Daddy Like! Macho musician and agro author bring men’s movement to Passim June 1

“Daddy Like!  Macho musician and agro author bring men’s movement to Passim June 1

For over 50 years, Club Passim (www.clubpassim.org) has been a fixture on the calm and relatively quiet Folk and acoustic music scene. Legends like Joan...

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Todd English's Faneuil Hall restaurant closed for good

Todd English's Faneuil Hall restaurant closed for good

Kingfish Hall, the Todd English vehicle in Boston's Faneuil Hall, is closing for good, the celebrity chef and restaurateur reportedly says. An article on English's soon-to-reopen...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: Rajon Rondo, It's Time to Grow the Hell Up

BOSTON BLOGGER: Rajon Rondo, It's Time to Grow the Hell Up

For the past couple of season, nobody has been singing Rajon Rondo’s praises more loudly than me. If you go back through my basketball columns,...

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Somerville’s Arts at the Armory Announces New Details for its 2012 Fundraiser: The iBall: Keeping it Surreal, Thursday, May 10

Roger Miller(Mission of Burma, Alloy Orchestra) to perform at VIP reception; Revolutionary Snake Ensemble andWillie “Loco” Alexander to perform during event; Arts at the Armory Billy Ruane...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: Patriots, Belichick Score Big in the NFL Draft

BOSTON BLOGGER:  Patriots, Belichick Score Big in the NFL Draft

  When I think about the Patriots and the NFL draft, a line from Alanis Morisette’s song “Ironic”  immediately comes to mind, “It’s like 10,000 spoons when...

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All Asia to Host Singer-Songwriter Evening with Touring Artists JD Eicher, Joy Ike, & Kurt Scobie

Boston, MA – April 30, 2012 – This April independent singer-songwriters JD Eicher, Joy Ike, and Kurt Scobie will be making their way through the Northeast with...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: No Repeat for the Bruins, as the NHL is a Crapshoot

BOSTON BLOGGER: No Repeat for the Bruins, as the NHL is a Crapshoot

  There will be no Stanley Cup repeat for the Boston Bruins, following a game 7 overtime loss to Alexander Ovechkin’s Washington Capitals. While I don’t...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: What Up Fenway Park, You Being 100 Years Old and All

BOSTON BLOGGER: What Up Fenway Park, You Being 100 Years Old and All

Today the Red Sox organization and everyone who has grown up loving the Red Sox celebrates the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park. There will be...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: The 2012 Boston Red Sox - 5 Lessons Learned

BOSTON BLOGGER: The 2012 Boston Red Sox - 5 Lessons Learned

  This past weekend I attended my first Red Sox game of the season, a 13-5 route of the Rays. We’re now 11 whole games into...

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Another Funny Video at Don't Feed the Seagulls!

Another Funny Video at Don't Feed the Seagulls!

Go to dontfeedtheseagulls.us for great political satire! The Supreme Court weighing in on Obamacare and its Constitutionality. We found a video that talks about the funny...

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BOSTON BLOGGER: My 2012 Boston Red Sox Starting Lineup and Season Preview

BOSTON BLOGGER: My 2012 Boston Red Sox Starting Lineup and Season Preview

    While Major League’s baseball’s Opening Day was “officially” yesterday, the majority of the league doesn’t start playing until next week. For the Red Sox, next...

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A Real “Beauty” of a Fundraiser

A Real “Beauty” of a Fundraiser

Table for TEN returns April 4 to help NF, Inc. THOUGH IT IS NOT discussed much at dinner parties, neurofibromatosis (often shortened to “NF”) is actually...

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Phood, Glorious Phood

Phood, Glorious Phood

Phantom Gourmet’s Wine & Food Phest comes to BCA March 31 FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EATEN IN AND around Boston, the purple sticker on the door...

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Pulled up by the Bootstrap

Pulled up by the Bootstrap

DIY Jamaica Plain Entrepreneur Goes Green ANDY BAKER QUIT his job at the Harvard Gazette in 2008 as America was on the cusp of economic Armageddon....

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A Theobromine Holiday

Max Brenner brings “health” food to a new level

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FOR MANY YEARS now, scientists and nutritionists have been touting the benefits of chocolate. From antioxidants to aphrodisiacs, the sweet treat has an abundance of chemicals that are good for you body and soul.
If a little is good, a lot must be better, right? So where better to go to get healthy than Boston’s newest chocoholic haven- Max Brenner (www.maxbrenner.com)?
Located across from the Prudential Center, Max Brenner is the latest outpost for this Israelbased international sensation that stretches from Tel Aviv to Sydney to Vegas and beyond. And with its large selection of sweet and savory offerings, it is a perfect place to rest from a day of shopping, to take a break from a hectic day at the office or to catch up (or meet up) with someone special and get the love juices flowing!
Painted in an appropriate palette of rich, warm browns with swirling impressions of Max’s beautiful bald head shining down amidst funky choco-inspired graphics, Brenner’s welcomes diners and desserters with a choco-copia of yummy sights, smells, and sensations that all make up Brenner’s chocolate culture. The lower area features high-top tables and a marble bar that serves up full meals and specializes in the venues’ famed shakes, cocoas, and fruit drinks (with or without “the stuff”), as well as the Max Brenner retail shop where guests can pick up chocolate tomes (including Brenner’s Chocolate: A Love Story(, t-shirts, and other treats to go. Up a few stairs (or the convenient lift), guests are dropped into the middle of the fantastic chocolate factory, complete with spoking pipes of milk and dark and beakers and test tubes topped with marshmallows and other accouterments. Wherever you look, there is chocolate, much of it delicately smeared on the corners of smiling mouths.
As it is a restaurant that has a clear specialty but also triumphs elsewhere, Max Brenner offers two menus. On the recentlyrevised and often updated main menu are such signature cocktails as the New Fashioned (a combination of Ketel One, blood orange puree, lemon juice and 7-up), Max’s mélange of magnificent mojitos and margaritas, and the Vegas-inspired chocolate martini with its scrape-off-able ganache rim. There are also a selection of romantic (and romance-inspiring) libations, including the Berry Nutty Professor (peanut liqueur Frangelico, Chambord, and milk chocolate), the Psychedelic Caribbean Punch (spiced rum, triple sec, and a smash of exotic juices) and the well-named Satisfaction Guaranteed (peanut and caramel liqueurs with milk chocolate). There is also a solid handful of reds, whites, and bubblies as well as selection of bottled beers that includes, of course, a chocolate stout. Once properly lubricated, it is time to move on through what will hopefully be a leisurely but never dull dining experience to one of the many “things to dip”, which include white con croquettes (individual or by the plate) dry-rubbed chicken wings, cocoa-dusted fries and black and tan beer-battered rings with chocolate ranch dressing. For those who want a lighter bite, an array of ample salads help save calories for later and Max’s dinner pizzas are almost as delicious as the chocolate dessert pizza that may follow. Other hand-y helpings include the B.A.L.T. (with A-vocado), the “yummy” Baja style fish tacos, the sandwich of the sea, and the Brenner Burger (featuring Max’s “secret” sauce and a side of chocolate- dusted fries). For those who wish to use a knife and fork, there are also hearty helpings of crunchy mac and cheese, sesame salmon, blackened steak and mushroom quesadillas, Max’s “Sunday mood” pasta which is sure to satisfy you any day of the week.
While there is plenty to enjoy on this menu, savvy diners often look at the other catalog of offering before ordering so they know what to save room for. In this informative booklet, Max shares his philosophies on chocolate and some of his favorite things to do with it, including crepes, fondues and tiramisu, dip-your-own popsicles, the aptly-entitled euphoria peanut butter chocolate fudge sundae and the words-out-of-yourmouth O.M.G. chocolate chunk cookies. The “side” menu also offers cocoas and shakes served in custom-made cups, flavored coffees and even some drinks that are actually choco-free yet still delicious and refreshing.
While Max Brenner is always a treat, two of the best times to go are brunch (when the menu is enhanced by an array of waffles, pancakes and omelets all infused with the chocolate groove) and special occasions (when the restaurant offers its signature Wish Dish to the lucky celebrant). No matter when or why you come, however, you are sure to leave satisfied and smiling!